Maranatha

Rambo Jesus: He’ll be back
He speaks in only white and black
He’ll burn down that Paul Young’s Shack
Come, gun-toting Jesus!

He’ll get rid of all the gays
All the colour, all the grey
He’ll make sure we all obey,
Come, McSimple Jesus!

Jesus 2: This time it’s war
He rides a white tyrannosaur
He’s here to settle every score
Come, Mike Bickle’s Jesus!

Time’s up, sinners! had your chance!
This time he isn’t here to dance
This time the kingdom will ADVANCE
Come, Drill Sergent Jesus!

He’ll prove that Donald Trump was right
He’ll crucify the sodomites
He’ll broadcast TRUTH by satellite
Come, Crusader Jesus!

The second coming: forget the first
The blessing’s done it’s time to CURSE
The blood’s so deep he’ll be immersed
Come, avenging Jesus!

He’ll have the angels by his side
He’ll have those Muslims terrified
He’s VIOLENCE personified
Come NOW, Rambo Jesus!

His is the song of ic- of HOLY Fire
His hands are…
are…
made of … of…
razor wire!

He… His.. He’ll

He…

He’s no rough beast, and in his gyre
He was no fraud; he is no liar
He is the centre that still holds
He is mere love loosed on the world
He is forgiveness, ever crowned
And in our lives
his hour comes round.

Maranatha, Jesus.